On the first day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
Do you think I need an MoT

On the second day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you think I need an MoT

On the third day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you really think I need an MoT

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you really think I need an MoT

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are
crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
EIGHT Big Ends knocking
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
NINE Diffs are whining
EIGHT Big Ends knocking
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
TEN gaskets leaking
NINE Diffs are whining
EIGHT Big Ends knocking
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
ELEVEN pipes are blowing
TEN gaskets leaking
NINE Diffs are whining
EIGHT Big Ends knocking
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do you REALLY think I need an MoT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Cobra said to me
TWELVE bulbs are Flashing
ELEVEN pipes are blowing
TEN gaskets leaking
NINE Diffs are whining
EIGHT Big Ends knocking
SEVEN Tappets tapping
SIX dodgy wipers
FIVE PISTON RINGS!
FOUR tyres a smokin’
THREE gears are crunching
TWO brakes are glowing
Do – you – REALLY – think – I – need – an – MoT

Written by Debbie Heatrick, Cath Gaskell, Graham Heatrick & John Sharples, Dec 2022